February 2011
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YAHTZEE!
(a guy in my group for our film shot size exercise today said ‘yahtzee!’ to me and I was all OMG WHY DON’T I SAY THAT ANYMORE O_O BEST PHRASE EVER.)
I DID IT! and with seven minutes to spare lol. I reached my goal of 50 movies in a month! my goal for the year is 500 but I’m gonna try to see how many months I can get 50.
february here I come.
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I CAN'T BREATHE
EITHER FROM EXCITEMENT OVER TICKETS FOR THE SHORTS MARATHONS GOING ON SALE WHILE I’M AT WORK TOMORROW :D
…OR BECAUSE I’M WATCHING ‘BURIED’ AND IT IS FREAKING MY SHIT OUT (AND I AM NOT USUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC)
January 2011
“… And so rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.”
– J.K. Rowling ♥ (via fornowjustcarryon)
“The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your...”
– Orison Swett Marden (via kari-shma)
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everyone in this bar
putting myself to bed and preparing to delete everything from tonight once I wake up. but the dog stole my spot in bed so idk this is gonna be awkward/dangerous (omg does anyone else remember interesting slash dangerous from the psychouts in season 1) and I also have to pee for a 4th time but I’m just gonna hold it so hopefully that goes as planned. no more talking to strangers on omegle...
someone help me I am trapped in my brain
me: [texts btw] I will reply to your texts but can I just say I played someones drinking game for the sag awards bc they're so boring (yes by myself but I'm not an alcoholic) and now idk what's going on and the dog is mad at me and I'm watching a foreign movieand idk if it reallymakes no sense or id its just me aaah
me: I had 4 Shots of whiskey jack Daniels btw, I am a lightweight I think
her: Aww I love you & I think you're drunk. Wish I was with you ;) alexis says we all love you. Wait, where are your parents?
her: They are in bed or maybe gradingpapers, this movie is in Danish maybe and old people were doing it. Then a girl cut her brothers arm over a plastic plane and idk why :( I love everyone in your apartment, I should probs just go to sleep. Not papers he teaches math, quizzes or tests probs. Love you.
her: Hahahaha I love you!!! Visit soon. Drink some water before you go to bed!
me: Now the characters are pretending to be dogs! I swear. Its Oscar nominated. Also the brother killed a cat with garden shears and idk why aaah. I will visit. I can be drunk with you and we can watch weird movies while. If I drink water I'm afraid I might pee in my sleep don't tell anyone
her: Haha I love you.
me: Omggg there is a penis on screen!!! I wasn't sure but it was def a penis. This movie needs to be watched later, thank you for talking to me girlfriend :)
her: Haha omg stop watching it now lol
me: I think the two sisters are incestuous lesbians, why are foreign movies so weird. I am going to see all the Oscar shorts in the city either this weekend or next, you should come :)
[and then I posted glee's 'marry you' on her facebook wall, YAAAY FAKE LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS]
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HELP ME OBI WAN KENOBI YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE
PLEASE SOMEONE SOBER TELL ME THAT DOGTOOTH MADE NO SENSE BC I CANT TRUST MYSELF RIGHT NOW. I’M GONNA HAVE TO REWATCH THIS. OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST LEAVE IT AS THE MOVIE I WATCHED AN HOUR OF THAT HAD INCESTUOUS SISTERS AND PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE DOGS AND A HEDGE THAT WAS A BROTHER AND A CAT THAT WAS KILLED WITH GARDEN SHEARS.
WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS IN.
“a cunt is a large lamp. example:...
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IS COLIN FIRTH HILARIOUS RIGHT NOW OR IS THAT THE...
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“Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear...”
– (via bubbleteas) (via happythings)
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so paranoid about anyone irl seeing this
THIS IS A LITTLE TOO REAL LIFE INFO FOR ME, BUT I’M GONNA SAY IT ANYWAY.
WE JUST BEAT DUKE. WE JUST BEAT. DUKE. AT BASKETBALL. BY 15 POINTS. REALLY.
MY MOM WAS SCREAMING IN OUR BASEMENT AND WHEN I WENT DOWN AND WATCHED THE LAST 3 SECONDS SHE SLAPPED ME SO HARD ON THE SHOULDER I THINK THERE’LL BE A MARK.
WE HAVE BEEN SUCH A SHIT TEAM FOR A WHILE AND SUDDENLY THIS YEAR IT’S LIKE...
“There are second thoughts happening each time you act. There is hesitation, and...”
– Chögyam Trungpa Rinpoche, The Truth of Suffering and the Path of Liberation. (via crashinglybeautiful)
“Each day, life will send you little windows of opportunity. Your destiny will...”
– Robin Sharma (via kari-shma)
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JESSE I CAN SEE UP YOUR ROBE
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FROM A HO WHO DIDN'T KNOW HER PLACE
“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the...”
– Roald Dahl (via howlsamesame)
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a day in the life of a classy broad
ran past the Furniture Mover Guys in a towel
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Dad: we're getting our new living room furniture set this afternoon.
Me: I didn't realize we were getting new furniture.
Dad: it's in anticipation of our move to denver.
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“Do me a favor… Stand up, walk to wherever the nearest window is, and just look...”
– Chad Sugg (via fuckyeahbackseatgoodbye)
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